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The Funny Farm

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ISBN 13 : 1446465292
Pages : 304 pages
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ISBN 13 : 1637280947
Pages : 28 pages
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ISBN 13 : 1441235760
Pages : 192 pages
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ISBN 13 : 1098035550
Pages : 258 pages
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ISBN 13 : 125027284X
Pages : 202 pages
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ISBN 13 : 9781402713163
Pages : 16 pages
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ISBN 13 : 1669357503
Pages : 26 pages
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Download Summary of Laurie Zaleski's Funny Farm PDF Format Full Free by Everest Media, and published by Everest Media LLC. This book was released on 2022-03-22T22:59:00Z with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Please note: This is a companion version & not the original book. Sample Book Insights: #1 In the mid-1970s, the four-lane Black Horse Pike was the main route between Philadelphia and the Jersey Shore, surrounded by farms and farmers’ markets. There were a few billboards. #2 My mother and her children, Cathy and Stephen, escaped to New Jersey from my father. They lived in a half-house in a clearing in the woods, not fit to live in. Yet, this was their brand-new start. #3 When we moved into our new house, we made a pitiful sight, lugging our sad little bags. Mom was smiling, but in a strange, fixed way that wasn’t even half-happy. We had been living out of a suitcase, four people shoehorned into a single motel room, sleeping on two narrow beds with thin mattresses and springs that dug into our backs at night. #4 We would spend our time in hotels or motels, watching TV and eating junk food. Our life was fun while it lasted, but eventually we had to go back home.


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Publisher : Strategic Book Publishing & Rights Agency
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ISBN 13 : 1681812762
Pages : 42 pages
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ISBN 13 : 0486794830
Pages : 64 pages
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Download FLIP OUTS -- Funny Farm PDF Format Full Free by John Kurtz and published by Courier Dover Publications. This book was released on 2015-04-15 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Flip the pages to see hilarious animal antics from around the farm, then flip the book over to see completely different scenes from the other side. You can color the pictures, too!


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ISBN 13 : 1317372522
Pages : 864 pages
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Download The New Partridge Dictionary of Slang and Unconventional English PDF Format Full Free by Tom Dalzell and published by Routledge. This book was released on 2015-06-26 with total page 864 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Booklist Top of the List Reference Source The heir and successor to Eric Partridge's brilliant magnum opus, The Dictionary of Slang and Unconventional English, this two-volume New Partridge Dictionary of Slang and Unconventional English is the definitive record of post WWII slang. Containing over 60,000 entries, this new edition of the authoritative work on slang details the slang and unconventional English of the English-speaking world since 1945, and through the first decade of the new millennium, with the same thorough, intense, and lively scholarship that characterized Partridge's own work. Unique, exciting and, at times, hilariously shocking, key features include: unprecedented coverage of World English, with equal prominence given to American and British English slang, and entries included from Australia, New Zealand, Canada, India, South Africa, Ireland, and the Caribbean emphasis on post-World War II slang and unconventional English published sources given for each entry, often including an early or significant example of the term’s use in print. hundreds of thousands of citations from popular literature, newspapers, magazines, movies, and songs illustrating usage of the headwords dating information for each headword in the tradition of Partridge, commentary on the term’s origins and meaning New to this edition: A new preface noting slang trends of the last five years Over 1,000 new entries from the US, UK and Australia New terms from the language of social networking Many entries now revised to include new dating, new citations from written sources and new glosses The New Partridge Dictionary of Slang and Unconventional English is a spectacular resource infused with humour and learning – it’s rude, it’s delightful, and it’s a prize for anyone with a love of language.


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ISBN 13 : 1351765205
Pages : 892 pages
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ISBN 13 : 0809589435
Pages : 284 pages
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Download With a Bang and Other Forbidden Delights PDF Format Full Free by Hayford Peirce and published by Wildside Press LLC. This book was released on 2005-03 with total page 284 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Included in this volume are "Unlimited Roquefort," "With a Bang," "The Iceback Invasion," "The Great Nashville Jailbreak of 1811," "Unlimited Warfare," ..."With the Bathwater," "The Better Mousetrap," "None So Blind," "The Resurrection of the Republican Party," "Progress," "Calling Card," "Side Effect," "Probability Zero," "Taking the Fifth," "The Golden Age," "Who Steals My Name," and "The Reluctant Torturer."


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ISBN 13 : 9781453517543
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